光阴似贱

我想打last summer来着,可又觉得英文儿好矫情,虽然我心血来潮写博客本来就是件矫情事儿.嗨.

今儿终于考试结束了,我感觉不到放假的喜悦了,去理发的时候胖理发师问我放假咋不回家,我说回去就是喝酒吃饭喝酒,他说这种日子他好几年没过了,今年也准备回去吃饭喝酒去,于是我没话说了.

我并不讨厌喝酒,吃饭,我喜欢喝酒,特别是和你们在一起的时候我总是喝得很多唱很多歌,总有很多的话不停的拉着人要说,强迫症一样地想表达.

可是,在昨天的青春少年们脱掉那张自由的面具之后,现身出来的,是一张张苦逼的脸.

工作,赚钱,应酬,打麻将,买房,结婚,生个孩子,养他长大,然后人到中年万事休,不如死去,但是已经没有了死去的念头,自欺欺人觉得这样也挺好,最后一辈子过去了,老的时候躺在病床上,年轻时候操蛋留下的病侵袭了你的身体,你躺在病床上不知所措,大小便失禁,有一个中年胖护士过来往你肛门里面塞了一团棉花,有一群人冲进来,给你擦干净身体打扮漂亮,然后送你去火化,最后你的骨灰埋在那些山上面,也许风水不错,过了几年,有个中年带着他的儿子来给你扫墓,小家伙在你的坟上撒了一泡尿,然后你那慈祥的老伴儿,笑呵呵的说,真有出息,比你爷爷尿得高....

罢了,我也只是感慨一下,也许一眼看到头的日子本身不存在任何问题,你我觉得乏味并且感到窒息的一切,说不定才是生活,当然,你也可以理解我这一段话只是自欺,自我圆满. 今天我的大三结束了,我挣扎在按时毕业的泥潭之中.我已经忘记了很多事很多人很多理想很多话了.我忘记去年夏天在东二的房间大放厥词的我,也再也记不起来当时的少年.我忘记了高考结束那年夏天在我家门口台阶上和老万吹牛到凌晨三点,记不起来那个充满理想的少年,我忘记了跳南明河之前和小波说的话,也再也记不起来那些没心没肺的笑话.

你们向着你们期许选择的生活,我也有我的方向,最后的傻帽是谁?我不告诉你,你也应该知道.

今天是我的生日,我草泥马,清晨我打下飞机一架,啊~~~

著名的非主流活动家,混酒队无可争议的大队长,我,终于迎来了自己16岁的生日,我好开心( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！

于是我早上睡了一早上,下午睡了一下午,刚刚去买了好多吃的把自己吃傻了,现在准备发完牢骚接着睡觉.

明天我还有两门考试,后天还有一门天书考试,我的生活充满阳光啊充满阳光,可惜二手玫瑰啊,今儿我不能与你相会了.

武汉热得人头晕,迷迷糊糊接了个电话一位妇女说"生日快乐啊,儿子"

我想了半天原来这位妇女没有打错电话,我的确是她的儿子,今天也的确算是我的生日,农历罢了.22年前她也的确把我生了出来.虽然据说当年她一看见我黑的模样就恨不得把我扔出去,之所以没有扔,是因为她及时地晕了过去.

后来我慢慢长大,长相也慢慢正常起来,有时候老妈不去打麻将的下午,躺在沙发上看电视玩十字绣的她会时不时说起,当年为了我皮肤好,怀孕的时候吃了很多鱼和水果罐头,结果后来的几年她一见着鱼和水果就反胃的老故事,实际上,我除了感动之余老是在想,我为什么一吃鱼就吐是不是也因为那几个月她吃得太狠了...

老妈说你就22了啊,然后絮絮叨叨些什么我没听进去,脑袋里面两个大大的2在做不规则屏幕保护运动,这一刻我差点内牛满面,我擦,我也是法定结婚年龄的人了.我终于从一个操蛋的青少年完全变成了一个操蛋的青年,以后会是一个操蛋的老年,像北野武一样操蛋到老不可一世吧.

于是我现在准备找几个人陪我吃饭喝酒去.免得我待会儿胡思乱想从快乐到悲伤最后到安妮到小四.

就别祝我生日快乐了,祝我按时毕业吧,谢谢.

这个故事的大纲是,三个无聊青年准备喝酒醉,为了喝醉进行了一系列的挣扎,现在铺垫都已经接近尾声,高潮就要来了,今天晚上五点,昆明机场会出现一个胖子端着一碗米酒等待另一个远来的胖子,然后这俩胖子会找个地方小酒喝着等待另一个还在路上的胖子,最后三个胖子会一起找个地方,喝醉.

在兢兢业业上了一个学期之后,在叫嚣着我已经不想再到处乱跑只想窝在空调房里面上网的第二天,在波波波与万老板的忽悠下,我决定马上订10号的飞机要来千里之外与你们喝点酒.

5.35

我只是怀念我的一个朋友,如果他还活着.他就要满20岁了.可是他死得太早,都来不及教给我勇敢,就死在了街上.还有更多的是,沉默的大多数.噢,忘记说了,他的名字叫广场.

到了这个时候,路上有女生一个人拖着箱子,走向南三门的巴士站.我从她身上看见一些模糊的影子,说不出来是谁,看起来很像你,小波同学.

不知道我这个犄角旮旯的博客每天那两三个要死不活的点击是不是你们几个,也和我一样无聊的几个.

我好像已经从原来那种状态摆脱了出来,说不上清晰的改变,但是我的心儿它变了.虽然喝酒还是要喝醉,喝醉了还是要乱吼人.只是,我已经不再像从前,还会胡思乱想.

一个中年失去了他的想象力.

以前那些意淫的发财梦,自由梦现在离我好远,生活要把我逼成那些中年大肚男了,肥硕的身躯和猥琐的面孔,以及我想要的他们怀中的女大学生,那些黑丝袜超短裙,面目姣好的女大学生.

到处都是喜剧,到处都是荒诞的存在,我搞不懂的是,为什么我在这样奇妙的生活中失去了我的想象力.

这并不难以理解不是么,其实你和我一样,有可能到了最后,发现自己的茫然比起年轻时候的傻蛋,没有好多少.

而且我们好像也都要找到自己要做的事儿人五人六美名其曰为生活,只是你也永远不明白你他妈的要的是什么什么带给你快乐.

习水人民干部干了幼女,杭州富少街道飙车撞飞大学生,修脚女工为了不被人民干部强奸杀了干部.

以上是来自民间的消息.

官方消息就变成了这样.

习水干部嫖宿幼女.杭州发生交通事故.修脚女工丧尽天良残忍杀害人民公仆.

我不仅仅是麻木了,我觉得冥冥中一双巨大的手在捏紧我的喉咙.

i knew these peopel...these two people,they were in love with each other .

The girl was very young , about seventeen or eightteen , i guess.And the guy was...quite a bit older. he was kind of ragged in, wild. she was very beautiful, you know. and together they turned everything into a kind of an adventure, and she like that. just an ordinary trip down the grocery store was..full of adventure. 

they always laughing at stupid things. he liked to make her laugh. and...they didn't much care for anything else, because all they wanted to do was be with each other. they were always together. they were real happy.

and he, he loved her more than he ever felt possible. he couldn't stand being away from her,uh...during the day he went to work. so, he quit. just to be home with her. then he get another job when the money ran out, then he quit again. but pretty soon,she started to worry. money.not having enough. not knowing when the next check was coming in. so he started to get kind of...torn inside. he knew he had to work to support her, but he couldn't stand being away from her,either.and more he was away from her, the crazier he got. except now, he got really crazy.he started imagining all kinds of things. he started thinking that she was seeing other men on the sly.

he'd come home from work and accuse her of spending the day with somebody else.he'd yell at her,break things in the trailer.anyway,he started to drink real bad.and he'd stay out late to test her.to see if she'd get jealous.he wanted her to jealous but she didn't,she just worried about him,but that got him even madder.he thought if she never got jealous of him, she didn't really care about him.jealousy was a sigh of her lover for him.

and then one night,she told him she was pregnant.she was about three or fourth month pregnant,and he didn't even know.and then suddenly everything changed.he stopped drinking,he got a steady job.he was convinced that she love him now,because she was carrying his child.and he was going to dedicated himself to making a home for her.

but funny thing started to happen.he didn't even notice zt first. she started to change.on the day the baby was born, she began to get irritated with everything around her.she got mad at everything.even the baby seemed to be an injustice to her.he kept trying to make everything all right for her. buy her things. take her out to dinner once a week. but nothing seemed to satisfy her.

for two years,he struggled to put them back together like they were when they first met. finally,he knew that it was never gonna work out.so,he hit the bottle again.but this time it got mean.this time when he came home late at night,she wasn't worried about him,or jealous,she was just enraged.she accused him of hoding her captive,by making her have a baby.she told him that she dreamed about escaping.that was all she dreamed about:escape.she saw herself at night running naked down a highway.running across fields,running down river beds,always running.and always,just as she was about to get away,he'd be there.he would stop her somehow.he would just appeare and stop her.

and when she told him these dreams , he believed them.he knew she had to be stopped,or she'd leavehim forever.so he tied a cowbell to her ankle,so he could hear it at night if she tried to get out bed.but she learned how to muffle the bell by stucking a sock into it and inched her away out bed and into the night.he caught her one night, when the sock fell out and he heard her tring to run out to the highway. he  caught her,dragged her back to the trailer and tied her to the stove with his belt.he just left her there,he went back to bed and lay there and listening to her scream.and he listened to his son scream.

he was surprised at himself because he didn't feel anything anymore.all he wanted to do was sleep.and for the first time , he wished he were far away.lost in a deep,vast country where nobody knew him.somewhere without language or streets.and he dreamed about this place without knowing its name.

and when he woke up,he was on fire.there were blue flames burning the sheets of his bed.he ran through the flames towards the only two people he loved.but they were gone.his arms were burning. and he threw himself outside, and rolled on the wet ground.then he ran.he never looked back at the fire.he just ran.he ran until the sun came up,then he couldn't run any further.and when the sun went down,he ran again.for five days he ran like this...until every sigh of man...had disappeared.
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一个人不能无聊到这种地步!!!!!!我居然他妈的把他全打出来.

我伤感了,我听秦皇岛,看德州巴黎.

在一个阳光明媚的早上,我起床之后打开电脑,一上扣扣,小蒋同学说后面两节课有个房地产策划要交,结果我们小组都是今天早上才开始准备做,于是大家很忙碌,作为小组的一员,我勇敢的站了出来,大胆的准备做这个策划案的公关案,于是,在接收了小蒋同学传来的资料之后,我十分娴熟的把资料中的地产名称改成我们做的名字,把一些地名改变了一下,不到半个小时,一份长达13页的公关策划案就在我手中诞生了,于是我们把各自做的东西一汇总,就信心满满走向了教室,到我们小组讲解的时候,我突然想起问小蒋同学给我的资料是哪里找的,于是小蒋告诉我,那个资料是老师给的,于是我一边听着小组长在台上自信的讲解,一边冷汗流得全身都是,看见老师时不时飘过来的眼神,我都想找个地洞钻进去.

我真是有胆色

莂対ωǒ哾"ωǒ嗳沵,沵。，bú蓜！

堅強 芣哭 莋堷泺

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哎哟我的天,乐死了

张老师者,某辅导员是也,于去年取代了那曾经多么善良美好的前任,上任之初,还可以与其大谈人生理想,后来渐渐了张老师就不稀得理我了,动不动就打电话威胁我,恐吓我爸妈,让我的小心肝每天都扑通扑通的跳啊跳.

她还善于把我树立为反面教材,教育其他同学的时候就会这样恐吓人家“叉叉叉你知道吧,你再不好好学习,就是叉叉叉的下场!”（为了我的隐私,我的名字就是叉叉叉）然后这句话起到了很重要的作用,我们宿舍的另一个猥琐男,自从被他教育恐吓之后,上学期一科都没有挂掉.于是,令人心碎的场景在那天发生了.

时间：下午

人物：猥琐男,张老师

猥琐男：张老师,这个麻烦您帮忙签一下字.

张老师：叉叉啊（叉叉代表猥琐男）,不错啊,上学期没挂科,我看是不是要开个会表扬你一下啊.

猥琐男：不用了张老师,我会好好学习的.

张老师：嗯,要努力啊.不好好学习,就是叉叉叉的下场.

猥琐男：嗯,老师我知道了,我会帮助叉叉叉好好学习的,老师再见.

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这件事对我的刺激灰常灰常大,让我无地自容~~on~~~,我怀念起我小时候得到老师的表扬,可是那些荣誉早已离我远去,哎,我是多么痛恨我自己,我居然浑浑噩噩变成了这副模样.

张老师,假如时光倒流,我从不挂科,你会表扬我或欣赏我,假如我不挂科噢从此以后,你会不会被感动!想假如,噢,是最心碎的痛!

　　晚风吹过，一路上你恐吓我
　　流水漂过，一路上你威胁我
　　这里的人很多，勿勿忙忙路过
　　办公室里有个人，静静在看我
　　
　　老师今夜我在宿舍楼

　　他们刺激着我，想起你的短发

      老师今夜我在宿舍楼

      我不想他们,我只想你